Thursday, April 9, 2015

Jabba the Hutt

Jabba Desilijic Tiure, better known as Jabba the Hutt and often called the "Bloated One," though never to his face, was one of the most notorious Hutt crime lords in the galaxy, who governed a large criminal empire located in the Outer Rim Territories from his desert palace on Tatooine. At the height of his power, Jabba was one of the most powerful crime lords in the galaxy

Jabba had started as a small crime lord, but quickly spread his influence into a variety of illegal activities, including spice-smuggling, gunrunning, slavery, and sometimes outright piracy. Known for his cruelty and carnal fancies, Jabba the Hutt was powerful enough to command respect and payment from the Galaxy's ruling government, so much so that during the Clone Wars the Republic went to great lengths to avoid Jabba's displeasure.

He is the crime lord and gangster of Tatooine, who employs a retinue of criminals, bounty hunters, smugglers, assassins and bodyguards to operate his criminal empire. 

Jabba the Hutt is originally portrayed by Declan Mulholland, but the Jabba the Hutt in my life is David. David is a straight up G. He is very clever and manipulative in many ways, shapes, and forms. I am not insisting that David is a crime lord or anything, but the stories that David tells about from back home makes him sound like a straight up G! He seems very respected, well mannered, but pressuring when need be. David governs what he wants when he wants! He runs the streets of China!

2 comments:

  1. 100% fact. i would be afraid to mess with David, have you seen his abs?

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  2. 100% fact. i would be afraid to mess with David, have you seen his abs?

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